The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.<\/p>\n
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.<\/p>\n
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.<\/p>\n
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.<\/p>\n
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.<\/p>\n
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.<\/p>\n
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.<\/p>\n
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.<\/p>\n
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.<\/p>\n
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.<\/p>\n
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.<\/p>\n
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.<\/p>\n
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’<\/p>\n
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.<\/p>\n
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’<\/p>\n
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said ‘No change yet.’<\/p>\n
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<\/p>\n
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.<\/p>\n
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.<\/p>\n
A backward poet writes inverse.<\/p>\n
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.<\/p>\n
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.<\/p>\n
Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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