Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Mac?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Your computer?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Mac?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: What about Windows?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Office.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: I just did.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: You just did what?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Recommend something.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: You recommended something?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Yes.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: For my office?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Yes.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Office.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Word.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: What word?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Word in Office.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘W’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? Do you have anything I can track my money with?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Money.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Money.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Money.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Yes. At no extra charge.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: One copy.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT !<\/p>\n
(A few days later)<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<\/p>\n
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?<\/p>\n
ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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