{"id":341,"date":"2009-07-22T20:45:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T04:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wellgolly.com\/?p=341"},"modified":"2009-08-04T11:12:17","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T19:12:17","slug":"obscure-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Obscure humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What tool is used to measure a hole in the head?<\/p>\n<p>A: A Phineas gage.<\/p>\n<p>A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, &#8220;Would you like to sit at the bar?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe red cell answered, &#8220;No thanks, I&#8217;ll just circulate.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the magnet see a magnet therapist?<br \/>\nIt was bi-polar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What tool is used to measure a hole in the head? A: A Phineas gage. A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, &#8220;Would you like to sit at the bar?&#8221; The red cell answered, &#8220;No thanks, I&#8217;ll just circulate. Why did the magnet see a magnet therapist? It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/?p=341\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Obscure humor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wellgolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}