Q: What tool is used to measure a hole in the head?
A: A Phineas gage.
A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, “Would you like to sit at the bar?”
The red cell answered, “No thanks, I’ll just circulate.
Why did the magnet see a magnet therapist?
It was bi-polar.
This isn’t obscure humor. This is:
A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, “Would you like to sit at the bar?”
The red cell answered, “Yeah, sure, thanks.”