Bumper Stickers

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Isaac Asimov

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Yes, I’m an old codger, but your music still sucks.

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The world needs leaders.
Convert the ordinary man on your left.

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Watch out for the idiot behind me!

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I love cats…they taste just like chicken.

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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I ain’t much baby, but I’m all I’ve got.

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Work fascinates me. I could sit and look at it for hours.

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Life’s what happens when you’re making other plans.

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Hark! Is that a different drummer I hear?

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I want to grow old disgracefully.

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A kiss on the nose does much to turn aside anger.

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Have a nice day. Somewhere else.

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I left my mind wander and it didn’t come back.

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Every time I go to the mall I get this urge to be lonesome.

John Scarry

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If you don't pray in my schools, I won't think in your church.

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Believe in free will…it's not like you have a choice.

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Join the American Atheist Society—A non-prophet organization

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Well behaved women don’t make history!

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Proud strident lesbian Democrat liberal communist socialist werewolf.

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Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy and multiply.

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Who Would Jesus Hate?

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Don't drink and park!
Accidents cause kids.

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I’m a creationist. I believe man created God.

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If Jesus was Jewish why does he have a Mexican name?

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Out of hundreds of different religions, aren’t you glad you were born into the right one?

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SLPs have ways of making you talk.

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America works just like a car… you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards.

iksworbeZ

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There is really no difference whatsoever between men who claim to be werewolves and men who claim to be women.

@TheFamousArtBR

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