Computers
I haven't read your post yet but you're wrong.
If I've shut down my computer, it's usually a sign that I've sold it to someone else.
Frasier Spears
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica, and those who despise Arial.
The internet is 90% porn and 10% bad medical advice.
PalMD
90% of the functionality delivered now is better than 100% of it delivered never.
Kernighan and Plauger
When the anthropologists look back on the 1980s and 1990s and do the archaeological digs, and get their callipers and brooms and microscopes out, they will blame the massive reduction in productivity during the 1980s and 1990s entirely on Microsoft Office.
Scott McNeally
Economy is valuable in coding: the easiest way to ensure a bug-free line of code is not to write the line of code at all.
Stanford University CS193P
The only secure password is the one you can’t remember.
Troy Hunt
Perfectionism is often an excuse for procrastination.
Paul Graham
Don’t write code that’s as clever as you are, because it will take someone even smarter than you to debug it.
The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get it.
My bias was always to build decentralization into the net. That way it would be hard for one group to gain control. I didn’t trust large central organizations. It was just in my nature to distrust them.
Bob Taylor
I could tell you a UDP joke but I'm not sure you'd get it.
If Stack Overflow is down, then how will this outage be fixed?
90% of the computer help I offer is simply standing behind the person while they demonstrate the thing that wasn't working but suddenly it works now I'm standing there.
Nicola @scrapegroat
I thought I asked you to make this idiot-proof. Somehow, I manage to keep breaking it.
My Client
