Insults

Well, aren’t you a seething pot of excrement.

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I always regret that I don't know the art of being rude elegantly.

Nero Wolfe

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You are the inspiration for piñatas.

Hayden Kristal
@HaydenKristalandCo

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I hope your pillow will never be cold at night.

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Your brain has two sides, but on the left there’s nothing right and on the right there’s nothing left.”

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Customer: “Hmm… you’d have made a good lawyer.”
IT Support: “Oh… thank you.”
Customer: “That wasn’t a compliment.” *Click.*

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