Dumbosity
I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school.
Sherry Melby, a teacher in the Sedalia Missouri school district.
Audiophiles have so many screws loose it’s a wonder they can hear the music at all over the rattling inside their heads.
SMQ
You keep complicating things by trying to look at this rationally.
Ann Coulter
Rarely is the question asked: “Is our children learning?”
George W. Bush
I made the statement off and on for 10-11 years that the abundance of knowledge, the abundance of information, will not lead to certainty; it will lead to pervasive skepticism. And, folks, that's exactly what has happened. It's like this. How do you really know, there is so much out there… This abundance [of information] has led to skepticism. And then the Internet has leveled the playing field [giving equal access to skeptics]."
Josh McDowell
Myers and atheists like him are trapped in a prison of reason.
Jennifer Fulwiler
It’s a commonplace cliche that a teacher will tell a class that there’s no such thing as a stupid question. The teacher is lying. I’ve run across many stupid questions, and you, sir, have written one. It’s not even amazingly stupid or creatively stupid or newly stupid; it’s mundanely stupid.
PZ Myers
Empathize with stupidity and you’re halfway to thinking like an idiot.
Ian M Banks
How does evolution explane the existence of Angles and Demons???
Nick
There is just no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever.
The Food Babe
If I didn’t know the article was written by Chopra it could be confused for a reasonable position.
Steven Novella
I don’t know quite what we’ll be selling yet. Maybe niches. I’ve heard the niche market is doing really well.
Client from Hell
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle
God’s word is true. I’ve come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the big bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell.
Paul Broun
Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.
Donald Trump
Stop thinking about tomorrow and plan for your future.
#ITwisewords
Wouldn’t it be crazy if Halloween fell on a Friday the 13th?!
I’m lactose intolerant. Does your beef come from boy cows?
Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… You can’t get fooled again.
George W. Bush
The Flat Earth Society has members from all around the globe.
The Flat Earth Society
Our recollection keeps changing.
Rudy Giuliani
Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what’s happening.
Donald Trump
There are no atheists in Hell.
Some protester.
One of the hallmarks of the dangerously stupid is the consistent belief they’ve found great solutions that experts somehow missed.
Craig Mazin
If you don’t think your brain is worth protecting with a helmet, you are correct.
Half Fast