Word Play
Vance: These things come in threes.
Gibbs: Are you superstitious?
Vance: No. Just a little stitious.
Argumentum ad homonym
Using two different meanings of the same word to create a semantic booby trap.
Verbing nouns weirds them.
Paraphrase of Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes)
Verbing weirds language.
Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes)
This is the kind of pedantry up with which I will not put. (Responding to the “rule” about ending a sentence with a preposition.)
Winston Churchill
Me and the experts think the your more likely to win an arguement on the internets when you correct a persons grammar. And spelling to.
JS
i before e
Except when your neighbor Keith leisurely received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters.
Weird.
I apologize for my thinly veiled insult. It was not meant to be veiled at all. I shall try harder to be more transparent going forward.
Exposure.
What artists die of after a lifetime of working for free.
Is interdigitation before marriage morally wrong?
Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom and hit the bed before the room was dark.
Muhammed Ali
